She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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