I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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