I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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