The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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