if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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