a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Randomize
