she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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