She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
