We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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