this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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