Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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