Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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