Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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