I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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