i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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