I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Randomize
