ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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