but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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