went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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