You made me cry and you don't even care
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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