He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I just had sex on a roof
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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