have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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