quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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