I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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