Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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