No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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