Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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