'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Randomize
