just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just pee around me
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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