Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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