One girl and one boy is just not enough.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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