Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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