Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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