I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize
