So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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