is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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