i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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