the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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