let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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