I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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