Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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