So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Life without a bra equals bliss.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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