her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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