So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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