he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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