fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
