I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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