Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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