Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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