I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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