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(843): View more from South Carolina

Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?

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(727): View more from Florida

My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo

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(678): View more from Georgia

Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.

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(708): View more from Illinois

nutella sex= disaster

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(917): View more from New York City

under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?

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(217): View more from Illinois

I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?

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(305): View more from Florida

Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it

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(925): View more from California

I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂

(603): View more from New Hampshire

Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf

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