it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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