letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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