Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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