You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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