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Pussy?
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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