Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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